There is a man has been accused of handing out yogurt samples tainted with his own semen!

32-year-old Anthony Garcia appears to be the type of person you’d expect to be from a state called “Ew Sex Icko” instead of the state that rhymes with that phrase. Garcia was recently indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators. The accusations come from a woman who was handed a yogurt sample containing Garcia’s bodily fluid at the Albuquerque market where he worked. Suspecting this to be the case the customer contacted the authorities, who determined that the yogurt in question did indeed contain human cultures, and a subsequent DNA case showed that the fluid came from Garcia himself! Anthony’s record shows that this sort of indecent behavior is nothing new for him - over the past decade he has been arrested at least three different times for indecent exposure and masturbating in public. If convicted, Anthony Garcia could face as long as eight years behind bars.